Showing posts with label late shift. Show all posts
Showing posts with label late shift. Show all posts

Friday, June 17, 2011

The Takeover Bid

Bora was a book supplier, trusted employee, and a welcome coffee companion.  He was outgoing and intelligent, pitching interesting intellectual battles with my co-founding business partner, Ethan, and I over political issues of the time.  He was compensated handsomely for the books he provided us.  It was because of the trust we had developed in him that we came to an arrangement whereby Bora, while on duty in the shop, would make a list of books he had in storage, but that we were lacking on the shelves.  He would then bring those books in on his next shift, putting them out on consignment labeled in red pen - essentially filling holes in our inventory.  It was expressed firmly that he could not put one of his books out on the floor if one of ours was there.  For this service he received 50 percent of the selling price of the book.  We programmed the cash register to create a specific category for Bora's books, to make accounting for them simpler.

My first inkling of a wheel falling off the wagon came when a long-time customer dropped by, mentioning he had driven past the store a few nights before, noting that it was 1:15 a.m. and saw that the recently acquired neon OPEN sign was still on, and the door open, with Bora busy putting books on the shelves.  This news came to me as a bit of a surprise, as we were only officially open until midnight.  I decided to have a look around the shelves.

To my surprise, I found many titles in duplicate in the Science-Fiction section, with one belonging to the store, and the other, priced lower in red, belonging to Bora.  I moved on to the Literature and Philosophy sections, where I made similar findings.  In fact, there was not a genre that had been left untouched.  If I asked you which copy of Hans Kung's Does God Exist you would buy if you had 2 identical copies, you'd probably say the one that costs less, if they were in similar condition.  Maddeningly, Bora had priced all of the books he put out to favour his copy.  Bastard!

I spent the rest of the day combing through the collections, removing every red-marked book.  I contacted Ethan, explained our predicament, expecting some insight or wisdom, but found only bafflement and frustration.  Ethan seemed upset with my discovery, but grew angry with me for having taken all Bora's books off the shelves.  "Can't we just continue until January, so that we can get through the Christmas season?" he asked.  "We'll owe him so much money, Bora will own the bookstore by then," I said, reminding him of the perilous condition of our cash flow of late.

The next morning, Ethan was working and I called him from home.  I pointed out to him that it was important for me to confront Bora myself if he came by, and asked Ethan to call me should he arrive.  He called me about an hour later, and when I walked through the door, Ethan gestured to the back room.

I could see from the way Bora looked at me that he wished me dead.  He looked down his long romanesque nose, head held high, trying to maintain his dignity, his black eyes squinting to register his disgust with my presence.   He made slow, methodical movements to check the stacks of his books I had neatly and carefully arranged on the table in the back room for him to remove from the premises.  About 3700 books in all, amounting to about 1/3 of our inventory.  I hadn't missed any - they were all there.  He began the slow retrieval of his books, loading his car to the ceiling.  By mid-afternoon they were all gone, and that was the last we saw of Bora.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Late Shift

Not long after my bookstore was painted and rearranged according to the principles of Feng Shui (the ancient art of Chinese placement), I was working the five to midnight shift.  Through trial and error, we'd found that between ten o'clock and 11:30 pm very few people would stray in to browse the titles or strike up a conversation, especially in the winter.  I would often play whatever music suited me during those hours, and on this particular evening I was playing Holst's Mars symphony.

It was at about the 5 1/2 minute mark in the music at about a quarter after eleven when a man came in to the store.  At the time we had the counter at the very back, and after traversing the length of the building, the man was now standing directly in front of me.  He was black, rather handsome with his cornrows and high-end winter jacket.

He seemed to be taking it all in, absorbed in the moment.  A smile came across his face when I said "Hello... is there anything I can get for you?"  Without a word, he raised his hands up, turning at the same time. He performed a number of turns, laughing that sort of comic-book villain laugh, theatrically in time to the music.  I was righting the stool I had been sitting on, wondering what was coming next.  I had witnessed peculiar behavior from customers before.  It seems to come with the territory in bookstores.  A gentleman had once practiced his kung-fu with his reflection in the doorway, and on another occasion someone pissed through the mail-slot.  I was ready for anything.

He introduced himself as Baron Roth, and proclaimed his love for the store, and in earnest asked if the owners were gay.  "No," I said, "they are not."  He zigzagged around the bookshelves, asking me more questions of "the owners", how long the store had been open, and if he could buy shares.  Returning to the cash register, he looked me squarely in the eye and said, "Can I ask you a personal question?"  "Absolutely," I said, "ask me anything you like."  "Are you gay?"  "No, I'm afraid not, as I am one of the owners."  After a bit of silence he cleared his throat and said "that's unfortunate!"  Then, feeling foolish, with one hand he covered his face in embarrassment, feeling better only when I assured him that I was flattered to have been considered and that he had nothing to feel bad about.

By this time it was almost midnight, and I was getting ready to shut the store down for the evening.  It was then he chose to reveal the true purpose of his being there.  He identified me as the individual he had been sent to look for, and wanted to return with me to "the other side".  Apparently I was one of the "chosen ones" who had gone astray in this dimension.  When I tried to convince him that I was quite happy in this reality, and had no interest in making the return trip, he frowned severely.  Unable to contain his disappointment, he reluctantly acknowledged my request to leave the store, but not before telling me that he would visit two more times, before disappearing forever.

He kept his word, coming back to the store twice, each time trying desperately to persuade me to join him in some inter-dimensional travel.  To this day I wonder if I made a mistake, that maybe I was one of the chosen ones after all.  Ha!

He did not, however, live up to his promise to disappear forever.  It was about three years later, when I drove past him on a busy street on the city's south-side.  Perhaps his quantum powers had been revoked, as he was waiting for the bus!  Dressed once again in his expensive outdoor clothing, but looking as though he had a hang-over.  I couldn't stop to offer him a lift as I was in the wrong lane, but a thought came to me as I went by.  Why does someone who claims to be able to travel through different realities need a transit pass?

Holst's Mars Symphony by the London Symphony Orchestra - directed by Richard Hickox (Innovative Music Ltd.)